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NEW
MOVIES! APRIL 1 - APRIL 7, 2008
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ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS (dir: Tim Hill, PG) – ‘MOOOOOOOOOOVIE!!’ is more like it, you know instead of ‘AAAALLVIN!!’ (that’s a quote from the original cartoon.) Not only are all these chipmunks in this movie…they have their very own CARTOON, but it’s not in this movie. DO NOT BE CONFUSED, this movie is not the cartoon that these cartoon characters originated from. |
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#EYE OF THE BEAST (dir: Gary Yates, Not Rated) – Reviews everywhere write about this movie being ‘not too bad.’ I’ll tell you something that’s not too bad: the fact that it made it
onto DVD. SLAM DUNK! And I’ll tell you another thing… 'the
dawson' is in it and this time the beast isn’t KATIE HOLMES. BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!!! |
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THE GOOD NIGHT (dir: Jake
Paltrow, R) – More like the good
night for you… 'cos you’ll be sleeping after by the time you watch this. F.Y.I. Danny
Devito, Penelope Cruz, and Gwenyth Paltrow are so gross in it!!! GREASY FLAPJACKS!!! SEEEEAAAAAL YA LATER! |
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JIMMY CARTER MAN FROM PLAINS (dir: Jonathan
Demme, PG) – I thought Jimmy Carter was dead…NEWS FLASH: he’s not. He’s in this
docu-rama-action-ama-lamamentary. This documentary totally proves that Jim-Jim Carter still has a solid chance at becoming our next president. I couldn’t wait for the preview to be over. |
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^SWEENEY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER OF FLEET STREET (dir: Tim Burton, R) – Captain Jack Sparrow pulls another fast one in this one movie. Say hello to music and fun and the crazy world of TIM BURTON, and say goodbye to 116 minutes because that’s how long this movie-movie-movie is! |
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WHAT LOVE IS (dir: Mars Callahan, R) – Show me the what ‘the love is.’ SCORE! Online critic Tori Marino says, ‘....Gina
Gershon....what can you say...always very HOT!!!!!!’ I could say the same thing about CUBA GOODING JR…
In fact, who can’t say that about anyone in this movie, ever. GOLD RUSH! |
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= Guest REVIEWER KURT's
pick of the week! ^ =
Bart's pick of the week! |
